leaving
will be gone for 2 weeks
going to grandparents for half-sister’s wedding.
am i high
I did this like five times and now I have a headache
Awesome
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS
guys
guys
it says LCD what
…Dude…@u@
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
